Jack Sparrow,,*

The fountain does test you Gibbs. But better to not know which moment maybe your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all. And who's to say I won't live forever, hey? Discoverer of the fountain of youth. I have no say in it, Gibbs. It's a pirates life for me. Savvy!

Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by

Gibbs: So the Pearl, any idea how to get her out?
Jack Sparrow: We shall need a crossbow, an hour glass, three goats. One of us must learn to play the trumpet whilst the other one goes like this.
[he waves the fingers of both his hands]
Gibbs: I know a man with a goat.
Jack Sparrow: Good! I can go like this.
[waving his fingers again]

Angelica: Admit it, Jack. You still love me.
Jack Sparrow: If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog.
[he turns to leave her]
Angelica: Treasure! There is a chest with jewels! Jewels with the power to rule the wind and tides!
Jack Sparrow: You're making that up!
Angelica: Wait! I am with child! Yours!
Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had...
Angelica: You were drunk!
Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.


Angelica: Wait! There is something I want to say to you. Something I wanted to say from the moment we first met.
Jack Sparrow: Go on then.
Angelica: I love you.
Jack Sparrow: As do I. Always have. Always will.
[just as they are about to kiss]
Jack Sparrow: I gotta go!
[he turns and leaves her walking to the boat]
Angelica: Jack! This is not over! Jack!
[he gets the boat and as he rows away Angelica fires a shot from the gun he gave her]
Jack Sparrow: Missed!